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Flaunt your killer sense of style with this tee that’s ready to turn heads (and maybe a few stomachs)! \n\n🎃 **Details:**  \n- Horror parody of “Jack and the Beanstalk”  \n- Retro 70’s\/80’s slasher movie poster style  \n- High-quality print on soft, comfortable fabric  \n- Ideal for Halloween, horror collectors, or year-round creepy vibes  \n\n👻 **About the T-shirt:**  \nMade from durable heavyweight cotton, this t-shirt features a classic fit, making it a go-to choice for casual wear. You’ll love the seamless double-needle collar, double-needle sleeve and bottom hems, and taped neck and shoulders designed for maximum durability.  \n- **Fabrication:** solid colors made from 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Heather Colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.  \n\n👕 **Make a statement!** Add this twisted fairy tale tee to your wardrobe and show the world your killer taste in horror. 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