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You'll appreciate the high-quality artwork that really stands out against the lightweight fabric. **Key Features:**- **Material:** Solid colors made from 100% preshrunk cotton for long-lasting wear. Ash Grey is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, and 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; and Heather Colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.- **Durability:** Seamless double-needle collar, double-needle sleeve and bottom hems, with taped neck and shoulders for added strength.- **Design:** Bold graphic on a transparent background ensures the design pops and becomes the center of any conversation.🛒 This t-shirt is perfect for emo kids who've grown up (kind of), retail survivors, and anyone who’s ever been personally victimized by a self-checkout machine. 🎵 With the tagline, 'Unexpected item in bagging area... and it’s your anxiety,' this shirt is sure to spark laughter and nods of recognition. 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